Rollo Burger — The Twenty-Slice Board

A chalkboard of twenty burgers, each with the sauce it rides on · chalked by Collin Alexander Parker · Queen Creek, Arizona · October 2026

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The Classics

Rollo Classic

Thin patty, melted American, lettuce and tomato — the burger that starts every board.

Sauce it rides on: classic diner sauce (mayo, ketchup, relish, dash of paprika).

Built with: beef patty · American cheese · lettuce · tomato · diner sauce · sesame bun.

Double Rollo Smash

Two smash patties pressed thin, double cheese, pickles right under the sauce.

Sauce it rides on: house smash sauce, tangy and heavy on the relish.

Built with: two beef patties · American · pickles · smash sauce · potato bun.

Cheese Rollo Deluxe

Cheddar melted over the edge of the patty, onions grilled soft in butter.

Sauce it rides on: secret yellow sauce with mustard and honey.

Built with: beef patty · cheddar · grilled onions · yellow sauce · brioche.

Classic Cheese Rollo

The plain slice of the burger board — cheese, sauce, done. Simple done right.

Sauce it rides on: diner sauce, the same jar since day one.

Built with: beef patty · cheese · sauce · sesame bun.

Breakfast Rollo

Egg, sausage patty and cheese on a biscuit — the morning shift's favorite.

Sauce it rides on: maple hot sauce.

Built with: sausage · fried egg · cheese · maple hot sauce · buttermilk biscuit.

Patty Melt Rollo

Rye bread, butter-griddled onions, Swiss melted low — half burger, half sandwich.

Sauce it rides on: Thousand-Island style spread.

Built with: beef patty · Swiss · buttered rye · melted onions.

The Loaded Side

Bacon Avocado Rollo

Crisp bacon, smashed avocado, the works — California sits at the counter too.

Sauce it rides on: garlic crema.

Built with: beef · bacon · smashed avocado · garlic crema · sourdough.

Green Chile Cheeseburger

Hatch-style roasted green chile over pepper jack — the board's brightest burn.

Sauce it rides on: roasted green chile sauce.

Built with: beef · pepper jack · green chile · buttered bun.

Western BBQ Rollo

Onion rings stacked high, smoky sauce painted across the top bun.

Sauce it rides on: smoky western barbecue.

Built with: beef · cheddar · onion rings · western BBQ · toasted bun.

Swiss Mushroom Rollo

Butter-browned mushrooms and Swiss — slow, quiet, delicious.

Sauce it rides on: thyme butter baste.

Built with: beef · Swiss · mushrooms · thyme butter · brioche.

Chili Cheeseburger

Warm chili spooned over the patty, cheddar melted into it.

Sauce it rides on: mild chili sauce.

Built with: beef · chili · cheddar · pickled onion · sturdy bun.

Poblano Pepper Jack

Roasted poblano strips under a blanket of pepper jack.

Sauce it rides on: cilantro crema.

Built with: beef · poblano strips · pepper jack · cilantro crema · bun.

The Big Rollo

Three-story stack: patty, sauce, lettuce, patty, sauce, bun. Bring an appetite.

Sauce it rides on: double layers of house smash sauce.

Built with: three thin patties · lettuce · smash sauce · triple bun.

BBQ Brisket Rollo

Slow-smoked brisket chopped and stacked — the board's barbecue entry.

Sauce it rides on: bourbon barbecue.

Built with: brisket · cheddar · bourbon BBQ · onion · brioche.

Firehouse Jalapeño

Fresh jalapeños fried crisp, pepper jack, a sauce that warns you first.

Sauce it rides on: firehouse chipotle sauce.

Built with: beef · fried jalapeños · pepper jack · firehouse sauce.

Garden Rollo Veggie

Chickpea-vegetable patty, every crisp vegetable the garden offers.

Sauce it rides on: herb green sauce.

Built with: veggie patty · lettuce · tomato · onion · herb sauce.

Turkey Club Rollo

Turkey patty built like a club sandwich — bacon, tomato, mayo, stacked tall.

Sauce it rides on: club mayo with lemon and pepper.

Built with: turkey · bacon · tomato · club mayo · triple-decker toast.

Blue Ridge Blue Cheese

Blue cheese crumbles melted into a cream sauce — strong, proud, worth it.

Sauce it rides on: blue cheese cream.

Built with: beef · blue cheese · arugula · cream sauce · brioche.

Smoky Chipotle Rollo

Chipotle in adobo blended into the sauce itself — smoky from the first bite.

Sauce it rides on: chipotle adobo mayo.

Built with: beef · cheddar · chipotle mayo · grilled onion · bun.

The Rollo Meatless Melt

Plant patty, all the toppings, none of the compromise — melted provolone on top.

Sauce it rides on: smoked paprika vegan mayo.

Built with: plant patty · provolone · vegan mayo · whole grain bun.

Honey Hot Crispy Chicken

Buttermilk chicken fried crisp, drowned in hot honey — sweet, loud, memorable.

Sauce it rides on: hot honey drizzle.

Built with: buttermilk chicken · hot honey · pickles · potato bun.

Take the Board Home — Free PDF

The whole chalkboard — twenty burgers with their sauces and builds — prints as a two-page board on US Letter paper. Click to download; nothing is collected, nothing is sold.

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